Saturday, September 28, 2013

CURSE OF CHUCKY



(2013)
Directed by: Don Mancini
Starring: Brad Dourif, Danielle Bisutti

Most who know me, know that I am a huge, huge horror movie fan.  I even love the ones that most consider to be pure shit.  My favorite - Michael Myers.  However, I do love Freddie, Jason, Chucky and all the other great slashers of our time.

Yes, I was looking forward to this film...for years.  I thought that with today's special effects, they could do some really cool things with this film...especially considering how long it was in production.

Too put it bluntly...this movie fucking sucked.  Avoid it.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

HORROR MOVIE KILL OF THE DAY: 9/11/2013


BAD MILO!
(2013)

Today's kill comes from BAD MILO!  I just reviewed this film earlier today, so read that, and see it.  You will be extremely grateful to me for turning you on to it.

Ken's idiot co-worker Allistair, deletes something very important off Ken's computer, destroying over a year of work.  The stress is too much to handle, and Ken shits out little Milo.

Milo visits Allistair in the bathroom at the office...and there's not much left afterwards...




For more gore and even more kills...watch BAD MILO!

Don't forget...hit me up with any and all kills you would like to see more of!




BAD MILO!


BAD MILO!
(2013)
Directed by: Jacob Vaughan
Starring: Ken Marino, Gillian Jacobs, Patrick Warburton, Peter Stormare, Stephen Root

When my friend suggested we watch this film and told me what it was about...I had to find out more.  So she showed me the trailer.  Holy shit.  This movie wasn't made to be believable, or to win awards, or to set some high gore score.  It was made to be hillarious...and it works.

Milo is the little evil creature that comes out of Ken's ass whenever he's under extreme stress.  It then proceeds to kill whomever is the cause of that stress in extremely violent ways.  There's one scene that will make every guy that watches it squeeze their legs together in protection mode.

The laughs are non-fucking-stop.  Milo is awesome...I want one.  Though I'm quite certain that I would not be able to handle passing one through my bum.

Ken Marino is always hillarious, but Peter Stormare and Stephen Root are what sold me in the first place.  I am psychotic with love for Peter Stormare.

See this film.  It has both of my thumbs stuck in the up position.

WORLD WAR Z


WORLD WAR Z
(2013)
Directed by: Marc Forster
Starring: Brad Pitt, Mireilli Enos, Daniella Kertesz

I heard very mixed reviews prior to seeing this film.  I read the book many months ago, and was super curious how they would turn it into a film...much less a trilogy, as has been in talks.

I must say...I fucking loved this movie.  It was intense.  My attention never left.  When my friends and I sat down to watch it, it was already a couple hours past my bedtime and I didn't expect to make it through the entire movie.  I was wrong.

The acting...the action...the graphics...the gore....EVERYTHING about this movie is amazing....especially the zombies.  I have never seen zombies like these, and I have seen many, many zombie/outbreak films.  I feel that Marc Forster really gave the zombies some personality, despite the fact that they all have one huge thing in common...they're dead.

So, if you haven't seen it yet, and have been wondering whether or not to do so....DO IT.   It comes out on DVD this coming Tuesday...or you could do like I did and download it.  Haha.  I will still buy the dvd because I am a fan, and that is how I roll.

Unfortunately, this movie didn't do as well as it should have while in theatres.  I've read a few articles online that hint that the sequel is already in the works, but some other articles lead me to believe that a future for the WORLD WAR Z trilogy may not be certain.

Keep your fingers crossed, and see this film.

Monday, September 9, 2013

HORROR MOVIE KILL OF THE DAY: 9/9/2013


THE CRAZIES (remake)
2010
Directed by: Breck Eisner
Starring: Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell, Danielle Panabaker, Joe Anderson

This is a remake of the 1973 George Romero film, and I love it.  It is a very solid interpretation of the movie, and I am up for anything with Timothy Olyphant in it.

A plane crashes in a swamp outside the small Iowa town of Ogden Marsh, spilling an experimental chemical that the government was going to destroy.  It completely screws with the minds of the townfolk...turning them into THE CRAZIES.

The original took place in Pennsylvania, like the other Romero films.  This movie has awesome kills, thrills and conspiracies.  Watch it.  Then watch the original too.  Personally...I'll take the 2010 version any day.

In this scene...Timothy, handsome Timothy, Olyphant...playing Sheriff David...is attacked, and has a knife stabbed through his hand, pinning it to the floor.  Using his backup supply of badass, he rips his hand out of the floor, knife and all, and stabs it straight into his attackers throat.  It is tight as hell.




SHIT!!!!

If you have any suggestions, or want to see one of your favorite kills on here, hit me up...Chriswfw11@yahoo.com.  Do it to it.

Until next time...




Saturday, September 7, 2013

HORROR MOVIE KILL OF THE DAY: 9/7/2013


Today's kill comes from FRIDAY the 13th PART 2!!!!
(1981)

Directed by: Steve Miner

It's been a few days since I've posted a H.M.K.O.T.D...and I apologize.  I've had a few things going on...but keep your eyes open...I am back.  Now, on to the good stuff...

Tom McBride plays Mark...a wheelchair bound nice guy.  I love this kill because it shows that Jason has no heart...he will straight KILL the handicapped.  Not only is Mark in a wheelchair, but he's on his way to get laid...talk about cock-blocked!

MACHETE TO THE FACE!...


Until next time, folks...


Tuesday, September 3, 2013

The Lords of Salem


Lords of Salem
(2012)
Directed by: Rob Zombie
Starring: Sheri Moon Zombie, Meg Foster, Ken Foree, Jeffrey Daniel Phillips

  I saw this movie the day it was released.  Around my neck of the woods here in NC, it was a very limited release.  I had been looking forward to this film for almost 2 years.  I followed it's production through Rob Zombie's various media sites, as well as horror staple BLOODYDISGUSTING.com.

I am a big fan on Rob Zombie.  His music...White Zombie and Rob....as well as his guitarist's JOHN 5's solo music.  Especially when John5 was playing with Marilyn Manson.  I am also a big fan of Mr. Zombie's movies.  Devil's Rejects is one of the greatest films of all time, with what may possibly be the GREATEST ending of all time.  It's first part, House of 1000 Corpeses was pretty great as well.  

Most know I am a huge Halloween fan.  I was stoked when I found out RZ was taking a swing at the remake.  I felt the true director's cut of the film was pretty good.  The theatrical release...not so much.  But his remake of the sequel, HALLOWEEN II - I FUCKING LOVE IT.  I think it is amazing...truly.

So, all that being said, YES, I was very much looking forward to the release of The Lords of Salem.  When my girlfriend and I went to see it, I had trouble staying awake.  I thought the movie was trash.  Horrible.  Can I have my money back please?  I've posted several things online sharing my distaste.

WELL,.....it came onDemand today...so my lady and I watched it AGAIN.  Don't as me, because I don't know exactly what has changed, but I very much enjoyed the movie this time around.  It's actually great, and one of the best I have seen in a while.  I suggest that anyone who saw it once and hated it, make sure to watch it again.  Give it another chance.  I think you may see it the way I did, and change your mind.  Rob Zombie is headed in a direction that I feel will only promise us many more great films to come.

It has some of the coolest, truly disturbing satanic and evil ritualistic scenes I have ever seen.  There's one scene where the witches get burned alive....DAMN!!!  Keep and eye for it in the HORROR MOVIE KILL OF THE DAY's that will be coming up...

So...see The Lords of Salem, and really pay attention.  It's a very dark film...something many horror movies shoot for these days, but do not attain.


Friday, August 30, 2013

HORROR MOVIE KILL OF THE DAY: 8/30/2013


HALLOWEEN: the CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS
(1995)
Directed by:  Joe Chappelle
Starring:  Paul Rudd, Donald Pleasance, Marianna Hagan

Yes, kiddos...this is my favorite horror film of all time.  I am a huge Michael Myers fan...and part 6 - - - the CURSE...is my favorite.  Why?  It just is.

Most people know and love Paul Rudd...he's freaking HUGE in movies right now, and has been for a very long time.  Most don't know that this horror gem is his FIRST movie.  It was released after Clueless (his 2nd film), but filmed before.

Jamie Lloyd - - - Laurie Strode's daughter that was put up for adoption to protect her after her mother faked her own death - - - is older, and no longer played by Danielle Harris (hottie).  Instead, J.C. Brandy takes over, but not for long.

In the first few minutes of the film, she gives birth to a child.  It is taken from her, then given back, and she is forced to flee the dungeons of Smith's Grove Sanitarium with Michael Myers hot on her heels.

Eventually, literally further down the road, he catches up to her at this farm, after running her off the road.  Even though she tries to escape...he grabs her by the throat, and throws her on this nasty piece of farm equipment that is used to separate bails of hay.  I have no earthly clue what it is called....hold on...GOOGLE time...nevermind...can't find it.

Anyways...here is the kill.  Enjoy...




THAT is a bad day.

April Showers


APRIL SHOWERS
(2009)
Directed by:  Andrew Robinson
Starring:  Kelly Blatz, Anna Adams, Tom Arnold, Daryl Sabara

I came across this movie on Netflix last night, while sitting at my friend's house bored to death.  Sometimes I make a horrible choice...giving up quickly, and heading outside for a cigarette and whatever else my mind requires to be captivated.  But once in a while...just once in a while, I come across a great film.  It happened a few weeks ago when I stumbled upon DOG POUND, which I previously reviewed.  Then last night, April Showers popped up.

Yes, this film is based on an actual school shooting, as told by survivors.  It's not very bloody, like most of the films I send your way.  It tugs more at your emotions than at your gore-craving minds.  You see the tragedy from the student's and the teacher's points of view.  In a surprisingly serious and touching role, Tom Arnold plays a teacher who helps save the lives of many students, sadly before losing his own.

There is a love story at the middle of this film.  April and Sean.  In love and separated by tragedy.  I will not give away the whole story, that's for you to discover on your own.  It's not terribly original, but what school shooting is?  I do really enjoy the whole "kids dealing with the fact that they were friends with the shooter" aspect the film has as well.  ELEPHANT and other films about this subject don't touch that side of the story as well as April Flowers.

It's sad and moving.  It keeps your interest.  If you're reading this then you've got nothing better to do, so watch it.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

HORROR MOVIE KILL OF THE DAY: 8/28/2013


Death Proof
(2007)
Starring: Kurt Russell, Zoe Bell, Rosario Dawson
Directed by:  Quentin Tarantino

Originally released as part of the GRINDHOUSE series with Robert Rodriguez's PLANET TERROR.

Kurt Russell plays a former stuntman...Stuntman Mike actually.  Now he cruises the mean streets of America, looking for some action.  Usually that means finding someone to kill in, or with his car.  He gets off on getting into car accidents that result in the death of someone else.  He always gets off almost without a scratch, due to his fucking awesome stunt car.


There are 2 parts of the movie, really.  The kill of the day comes from the 2nd part...starring Rosario Dawson, and they always wonderful, spectacular and beautiful Zoe Bell.  They get into a road rage match with Kurt Russell...but he gets a shit ton more than he has bargained for, and ends up getting shot, wrecked, assaulted and killed.  Here it is...




It's not very bloody...so here's a link to the video if you'd like to fully enjoy it...





The Woman In Black


The Woman In Black
(2012)
Starring:  Daniel Radcliffe, Janet McTeer, Ciaran Hinds
Directed by:  James Watkins

Ok, if you're like me, Daniel Radcliffe will ALWAYS be Harry Potter.  To begin with, if you can't stand the thought of Harry Potter being stripped of his powers and thrown into a hostile haunting situation with an unhappy ending, do not read on.  This movie, and its review, is not for you.

Directed by James Watkins (Eden Lake, the Descent 2), I enjoyed the shit out of the Woman In Black.  In my opinion, it has the scares that I desire, that recent films like "Mama" and "Sinister" have failed to deliver.  I figured this film would be more of a cookie cutter horror film made for mainstream to dig at the pockets of Harry Potter fans all around the world.

Daniel Radcliffe is amazing....AS AMAZING as he is in all the HP films.  He actually does manage to play a role completely different than he has before.  He nails it.  Set in the early 1900's, he is a single parent in the Woman In Black.  His wife died during childbirth, and he's left with a son.  Fast forward years later...he's still single...still a father...and broke.  He has a job as an insurance adjustor type, and travels to a remote village in the English countryside to settle a deceased client's affairs, and finds more than he had bargained for.  

As said before...there are many GREAT...freaking GREAT scares.  The ghost's screams are ridiculously freaky.  Any movie that breaks the barrier that most horror films have when it comes to killing children in the movie, makes my list.

Expect a happy film watching experience...but not a happy ending.  It's just the type of ending that grabs me, so if you enjoy the movies I enjoy...then enjoy.



Tuesday, August 27, 2013

HORROR MOVIE KILL OF THE DAY: 8/27/2013


THE MIST
(2007)
Directed by: Frank Darabont (creator of the Walking Dead)
Starring: Thomas Jane (the Punisher), Jeffrey DeMunn (the Walking Dead) and Laurie Holden (the Walking Dead)

The film version of the short story by Stephen King.  I tend to love Stephen King movies.  Pet Semetary, Thinner, The Green Mile, Christine, Rose Red...actually the only one I can't stand is the Langoliers..it's fucking cheesy.

The majority of this film takes place in a grocery store.  I love that all of King's stories take place in Maine - his home state.  Anyways - a mysterious cloud envelops a small town, and unleashes a species of bloodthirsty creatures, who wreak havoc on the town's inhabitants.

The kill of the day comes from a scene where the characters go to the pharmacy next to the grocery store, to retrieve some much needed medicines.  While there, they find that several of the town's people have been cocooned and had eggs laid inside them.  One of these folks comes to life, for a short time, then meets and explosive end when they fall over, and out comes...


...a shit ton of mutant baby spiders who shoot acid webbing.  Nice huh?  There are lots of crazy as shit beasts in this film, and if you like gory horror films, this is right up your alley...lots of blood...biting, tearing, burning, exploding, shooting, stabbing, ripping, gutting, hanging and suicide.  What more could you ask for?  All that makes me content as can be.

One final note:  this movie has one of the best endings ever.  It is different than the ending in the book.  I love love love it.  Movies that surprise me with non-happy endings always have a special place in my heart.

Watch it.  Love it.


You're Next


You're Next
(2011)

Yes, 2011.  This was actually made in 2011, and bounced around the film festival circuit for quite sometime.  Probably, as usually happens with great horror films, there were some issues with the release through Lionsgate.  Lionsgate is NOTORIOUS for that kind of shit, and I hate it.

I was hoping this film would've made #1 its opening weekend...but it didn't even breach the top 5, ending up at a sad #6, despite the intense marketing viral campaign attempted in the weeks leading up to its release.  I have lost faith in film audiences everywhere.  Who, instead of supporting a great film and spending their money wisely, chose to go see Oprah's new "black people are awesome and don't you forget it" film.  Tisk tisk.

I really enjoyed You're Next.  It was great.  A great friend of mine, who also reviews movies...told me he gave it a 10/10 prior to me seeing it.  I was fairly impressed by this, because he usually is very hostile towards horror movies with his reviews.  10/10?  Maybe.  I'd definitely give it 9/10.  

If you liked the STRANGERS, and FUNNY GAMES - then you will fucking ADORE this film.  If not, you might still enjoy it.  

A family gathers for their parent's anniversary...in the middle of the middle of nowhere.  They are attacked by masked maniacs.  There are some awesome kills.  An unlikely hero emerges, and somewhat saves the day.  There are several twists involved, but you don't have to pay attention too closely to catch them.  Some you can probably see coming.  My favorite part of the film IS the opening, but that doesn't mean the rest isn't worth watching.

Highlights?  A.J. Bowen (the Signal, A Horrible Way to Die, House of the Devil) is always perfect.  He has been one of my favorite actors ever since seeing the Signal...which if you haven't seen...leave me alone...go watch it...then we can be friends again.

I would definitely say go see this film.  It's enjoyable, and for a horror movie...it's done completely right.

The Great Gatsby




Finally saw the Great Gatsby today.  It really was great.  Haha, sorry.  I never read the book, although now, I am wishing I had, and plan to do so very soon.

Leonardo DiCaprio, as always, was in great form.  Tobey Maguire...great as well...especially without the Spiderman suit.

The true stand outs to me are Joel Edgerton(Zero Dark Thirty) and Jason Clarke(Zero Dark Thirty, Public Enemies, Lawless)...2 of my favorite actors.  Jason Clarke especially...is amazing in ANY and EVERYTHING he does.

SPOILER - Leo dies.  He is always getting fucked over by some bitches.

Anyways - see it.

Saturday, August 24, 2013

HORROR MOVIE KILL OF THE DAY: 8/24/2013


THE SHRINE
(2010)
Starring:  Aaron Ashmore, Cindy Sampson, Megan Heffern
Directed by:  Jon Knautz

Today's kill comes from a great movie that my lady and I happened upon.  This film was surprisingly entertaining, when we definitely didn't expect it to be.  Aaron Ashmore, the male lead in the film, is the twin brother of Shawn Ashmore (Frozen, the Ruins).

Megan Heffern plays Sara.  Sara gets captured by a group of gnarly over-religious European hillbilly types...gets strapped to an altar, and gets permanently decorated with a sharp, new mask.  Check out the process...








And Sara is no longer with us.  The movie is a fun watch, and definitely great if you're looking for a different type of horror film to watch.

Stay tuned...tomorrow's kill is gonna rock.




Friday, August 23, 2013

HORROR MOVIE KILL OF THE DAY: 8/23/2013


Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN II
(2009)

I am a huge fan of this film.  The first remake by Rob Zombie...not so much.  But the sequel remake...touchmotherfuckindown.

I have done this kill once in the past, and that's because this is my favorite horror movie kill of all time, folks.  Why?  I love the movie, I love the actor, and I love the ferocity and violence in the kill.  It should be a horror movie legend, in my opinion.

Tyler Mane plays the killer, MICHAEL MYERS...the one and only.  Howard Boggs, played by Jeffrey Daniel Phillips (Lords of Salem), is the bouncer, and apparently the janitor, at the Rabbit in Red....former strip-club employer of Michael Myer's mother Deborah.  He is sent out back, complaining, to take out the trash.



He runs into Michael...


Gets stomped...


And ends up looking alot less attractive.

This kill is epic, and it's reveal is awesome too.

I always suggest you watch horror movies.  Especially the Halloween films.  Especially part 6, part 1 and Rob Zombie's part 2.  Do so, and you shall be wise beyond your years.






Dog Pound


Dog Pound (2012)
Directed by: Kim Chapiron  Starring:  Adam Butcher, Shane Kippel and Mateo Morales 

I spent the night at a friends house, and late that night I was surfing Netflix trying to find something to put me back to sleep.  Usually, I go straight to a Friday 13th film for this, because I am so familiarized with those that I don't have to pay close attention to follow along.

I ended up selecting this, reading the description, and was immediately sold.

It takes place in a youth detention center.  It starts with a small set of backstories about the 3 main characters Butch, Davis and Angel.  All 3 are sent to the same detention center.  Throughout the film, you get character building on a few of the guards that you start to care about....just a little bit.  In my opinion, Butch is the best.  Let me tell you...when this guy gets pissed...his face.  DAMN!  If someone was angry and staring me down the way Butch does in this film, I would run away screaming for my mother.  He sells it...big time.

You follow the 3 through several scenarios in the detention center...some funny...some violent...some downright disturbing.  I myself have never been to a youth detention center.  If this movie is a accurate portrayal of one, then I thank God I never had to.  The movie sets Butch as a silent guardian of the other 2.  He kind of indirectly protects them.  Yet, bad luck befalls them all.

Some things happen that you are praying to happen.  Some things happen that you are praying won't happen.  And some things happen that you just don't see coming.  SPOILER and CAUTION!: there IS a rape scene.

If you are a fan of movies with happy endings that leave you smiling and ready to take on the world...at some point, I probably WILL review PLANES or whatever movie PIXAR puts out next.  Avoid this one, and go watch some Family channel.  DOG POUND is NOT that type of movie.  The ending inspired in me a much too loud "WHAT THE FUCK!" for someone sitting at a friend's house filled with sleeping folks, and a 1 1/2 year old child at 5:00 a.m.

This is the first film I have seen by Kim Chapiron, but I was very impressed and look forward to watching more of his work.

Check this film out.  I have a feeling that if you are a close friend of mine, you will LOVE it.


Thursday, August 22, 2013

HORROR MOVIE KILL OF THE DAY: 8/22/2013

Today's kill is from GRAVE ENCOUNTERS 2! 



This came out in 2012.  It's an amazing sequel and the the first one is great too!  The Vicious Brothers are awesome, and I can't wait for more from them.  


Most POV films these days just aren't scary enough.  For example, 8213: GACY HOUSE is another POV horror film you can easily find on Netflix or any Redbox.  It has the potential to be amazing, but is way too slow the first 2/3 of the film.  All the good stuff happens at the end, and until then, you're just sitting there wishing you'd chose another movie.  

Back to GE2.  In today's kill, our star, Alex, gets the great idea to kill his girlfriend Jennifer.  He has his reasons, and even you find yourself questioning whether or not you would do the same.  Don't answer that out loud if you're sitting next to your significant other.

The following video actually contains ALL the kills from Grave Encounters 2.  I'll be honest...it was hard to find the exact footage I was looking for.  So, if you want to see the HEAD SMASH that my girlfriend and I chose, scan ahead to 7:40 mark on the video, and literally watch the camera do its work.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Some music you should give a shot

What I've been listening to lately...



Heavy and melodic.  BLESSTHEFALL always delivers.  I would say this is their best album by far.  These dudes are pretty young, and they keep getting better.  Honestly, it pisses me off.


Dishwalla.  Most remember this band for their 90's hit "Counting Blue Cars" (Tell me all your thoughts on God, cuz I'd really like to meet her")....remember?  Anyways - - - this band never fails to deliver.  They write the most beautiful, epic songs.  The singer J.R. Richards has gone solo since the band split, and his stuff is worth checking out as well.  I will post that sometime soon I'm sure.  My favorite tracks on this album are "Somewhere In the Middle" and "Candleburn".  Check it out, and play it for your lady.


How about a little bit of punk rock?  The Flatliners are awesome.  That's really all I can say.  Their new album, "Dead Language", drops on September 17, courtesy of Fat Wreck Chords...but their previous albums are what won me over.  Especially THE GREAT AWAKE (2007).  Give em a listen.  NOW.


My girlfriend actually turned me onto this band.  They are from London, England, and are considered a style called "indietronica".  Hmmm...the genres they come up with these days fucking kill me.  Anyways - - - I really enjoy this entire album.  "Pompeii" and "Things We Lost In the Fire" stick out as my favorite tracks.   This band is PERFECT for driving in the car.  Listen, buy, download, play and drive. 

If there are any albums or films you would like me to review...give me a holler.

The Faces of Jason!

Thanks to the Slasher Stop on Facebook for posting this...I love this picture.  



Some nifty pics I found online...


Found these today.  I like them both, so I am posting them here.


HORROR MOVIE KILL OF THE DAY! 8/21/13

TODAY'S KILL:  

Rainn Wilson in Rob Zombie's HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES.

Personally, I am a fan of all of Mr. Zombie's work, EXCEPT Lords of Salem.  It's trash.  Don't see it.  

However, this film, and it's somewhat sequel "the Devil's Rejects" are amazing.

Anyways - - - this leads to that, and Rainn Wilson is turned into a work of art...thanks to Otis, the always wonderful Bill Moseley.

Here ya go!!!...FISHBOY...


If you haven't seen it...do so.  You're missing out.